she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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Shadowgate (Kemco - NES - 1989)
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Bohemian Grove, 1927
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ohhhh I get it!! The pain continues but so does the joy!!!!! Cool!!
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Barbara Crampton photographed by Richard Fegley for Playboy, December 1981.
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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that
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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
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does anyone want to come over and watch me tear the dead skin off my bottom lip with my teeth
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dope
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the sleeeperrrrr
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I don't like giving my dog cigarettes, but it's the only thing he'll trade me for Xanax
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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
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no escape
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