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I forgot you weren't penisboy3million or whoever they were and questioned if it got a new identity
Fuck... Another boy3million... I need to save him

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I've gotten a few anon asks on here that are like "just turn off anon" in response to my thing that says anons get deleted... You wanna get deleted so bad
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normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool
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most american males dont want you unless youre their stepmom and are also princess peach with a huge penis
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“me mouth-a feelin Tingly!”
- Super Mario, 20 minutes before dying
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jesus christ was such a useless asshole bum he failed at being a carpenter then died twice and had a green man raise his son
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i like how every plant sprout looks like this 🌱
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die
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have a look at my latest invention - it's a gun you can kill yourself with
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are all animals dangerous?
every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.
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