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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

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ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

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gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

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i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

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everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

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i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

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kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

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you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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top 3 depression activities: 

-watching vine compilations in your bed at 3am

-playing 2048 with a dead expression

-listening to Africa by Toto on repeat and trying to feel something, anything

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disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

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some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

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*wears men’s deodorant and cologne while wearing women’s lingerie and a mud mask* I thrive on creating dissonance based on mixing socially constructed normative behaviors for gender roles designed to limit our human consciousness and deny us our places in the universe as cosmic beings