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a FAT angel landed on your hand.

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they just came up with a cure for the human condition. it's called two beers and some loud

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they just came up with a cure for the human condition. it's called two beers and some loud

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Was so high and I thought I was looking at gorgeous paintings on public display but they turned out to be worn window shutters

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What’re you doing each night if not giggling? Get your fucking life together

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sister who can teleport anywhere and has the hearing, smell, and appetite of a 180 pound german shepherd

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GO TO THE FOREST AND LISTEN TO NOISE MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE BUGS

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i know many women to whom the phrase "gender affirming trenchcoat" applies

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It worked

Afflicted by headache so hopefully a tender kiss from a beautiful woman will fix me

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Afflicted by headache so hopefully a tender kiss from a beautiful woman will fix me

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(messaging a girl on grindr whose bio reads: not interested in head unless im playing dwarf fortress and ignoring you)

have you heard any rumours lately?

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In my opinion shock collars should be banned for dogs and classed as abuse but they should still be sold exclusively for perverts to use on each other

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I saw one million flying puppies with yellow stripe named bees

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Jerking off is too boring lately so I've taken to just sharpening a knife and getting off metaphorically instead