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they have the same braids

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Guess what happened to my dog yesterday.

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it's never the last time.

I was trying to justify to myself having Leona know how to use a waffle maker, and. well. sometimes you just gotta go where the flow takes you.

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God, he's so cunty. that's a babygirl right there

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logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

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"normalize not transitioning" yeah that's already so normal that conservatives are fighting for it to be mandatory. you're not helping. shuddup. normalize transitioning.

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"vampires don't sparkle" have you not noticed your own skin sparkle in the sunlight? The whole concept of the Twilight verse vampires are that all their human traits and abilities are simply greatly enhanced. It makes perfect sense.

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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yuri-ween is upon us

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Frankie could've bodied James for what he did to Charlie you can't change my mind ⚡⚡

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hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes

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𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔡𝔢 𝔟𝔶 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢

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as someone who has moved to a smaller city (30K people in total) for grad school, i would like to say twilight is wrong. the smaller the population the more people know you. i went to a cafe twice and they already know my order. 1000% everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires and are just too entertained by how bad they are at acting normal to break it to them

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You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. How old are you? Seventeen. How long have you been seventeen? …a while. I know what you are. Say it… out loud. Say it. Vampire.

BELLA SWAN & EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT │ 2008