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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.
kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.
men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.
beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.
formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
#A bunch of manufacturing machines to make keychains and embroidery and shit.#Probably.#Oh and tailored clothes.
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my favorite underrated duo. we needed more of them
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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too
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still obsessed with lower decks doctors garak and bashir tbh. like if i have a medical emergency when they're having their lunch date, it's so over for me. they're either not coming and i die, or they do, but they're being extremely passive aggressive the whole time to the point where i wish that i'd just died in the first place
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he may be your boss and hate you but at least he's bi
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I’m sending a cartoonishly large explosive to whomever decided that Doctor Who should have an eight-episode structure
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