Look at your life. What is your main quest? Stop going on side quests and face your dragon.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
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Hast thou thy morning meds consumed?
Off with ye, then, and do so! (And also should’st thou some water imbibe.)
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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As corporate media bows to Trump, public broadcasting has never been more important to our democracy. If radio stations and TV affiliates close, millions will lose access to critical news and education programs. It's up to us now to support our local public broadcasting stations. Trump is trying to control not just what we do, but what we know. Be warned. [Cartoon by Joe Wos]
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Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram
Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!

Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation
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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased



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also it helps me walk or whatever
[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]
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[btsf au] dark!jiang yanli tropes:
jiang yanli goes to meishan to find her maternal grandmother like jiang fengmian literally told them to do instead of going to lanling.
Yu-lao’fu’ren is not a lady to be trifled with and becomes a mentor to Yanli (think: margaery and olenna tyrell if you have a hard time picturing that relationship)
Grandma Yu explains to Yanli the dynamics of different sects and they discuss the political landscape together.
A REASONABLE EXPLANATION IS PROVIDED FOR WHY JYL CAN’T CULTIVATE.
jiang yanli gains two badass bodyguards like her mother
jiang yanli being SECT LEADER and engaging in politics because she’s never been stupid, she’s just been suppressed into passivity by the dysfunction of her family and parents
jiang yanli analysing intelligence reports from the espionage communication line set up by wen qing and jiang cheng.
lan xichen is both impressed and kind of weary why sect leader jiang knows Things even before meng yao has delivered the information.
jiang yanli not taking jin guangshan’s bullshit.
jiang yanli defending wei wuxian, and brings him to heels because listening to his shijie actually gets other assholes off his back bc jyl actually has clout? when did this happen??
jiang cheng supports his sister, calls her “zong-zhu” in front everyone, and pursues his own life goals instead of trying to fit into the mold his parents have barely groomed him for.
jin zixuan literally doesn’t know what to do with a jiang yanli in charge like “omfg she’s gorgeous, intelligent and powerful without being violent and holy shit i want to marry her but how do i talk to her now when i couldn’t even before???”
jiang yanli being friends with qin su, wen qing and luo qingyang!!! and they talk about topics of substance and importance and not just men and their needs.
jiang yanli seeing straight through meng yao’s bullshit bc between herself and meng yao she knows exactly when a smile is not a smile but a mask.
meng yao - now jin guangyao - and jiang yanli literally reenacting { The Room Where It Happened } except it’s “fine, kill your slutty dad and take over lanling jin, but spare everyone else and i’ll help you do it”:
“Your brothers are lucky to have you. To think, you have been atrociously underestimated by everyone, Jiang zong’zhu.” “Hm, there is safety and convenience in being overlooked sometimes, wouldn’t you agree?” “My dear lady, you might survive us yet. So, shall we toast to a new world order?” He picks up his glass. “Like wise, Lianfang-zun.” She mirrors his action. “I eagerly await.”
Jiang Yanli doing literally anything beyond smiling, crying, getting married, and making goddamn soup.
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the clone wars is kind of crazy just from a practical pov. bc as far as i’m aware jedi martial arts were kind of a shaolin thing, taoist temple thing, partially a spiritual-physical exercise partially for self defense. and now shaolin temple has privately contracted an army of one hundred million mercenaries and appointed themselves to be the army’s generals, which is insane from a religious perspective, but ALSO imagine the intensive crash courses on military strategy the jedi temple must have been slamming behind closed doors. everyone memorizing the art of war as fast as they humanly can while simultaneously watching holotapes of nap bimbo’s defeat at Space Waterloo 24 hours before they deploy. frankly it’s amazing they didn’t get wiped out in the very first charge
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I posted this everywhere else on wwx his birthday except for here so well. Happy wangxian everyone
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since cql gave us Jiang Yanli with a sword, I’ve been obsessing about the name of it. what was her relationship with it? as it was not an extension of herself the way it was for others in her family, did that lack of relation cause problems? did it bother her that zidian was given to her brother instead of her? was it her suggestion? if she had used her sword, would it have changed the events of Nightless City?
I have so many questions and it’s such a small detail shift, but it changes so many things too just by adding it in because it forces the story (at least it should) explain why she does and does not do certain things given the fact she is a cultivator to an extent. cql gave me more Jiang Yanli, so I’m thankful, but it excludes her more just by not explaining why she’s not tracking the same way her brothers are.
if you have head cannons for names, or any of these questions, please send them to me. I’d love to hear them.
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