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*whistles lowly* *pulls out magnifying glass* So…  requested by @dylinski

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hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

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Happy Saturday, or, you know … Happy Saturday if you know what I mean … as is appropriate to your current situation.

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Everyday is a wonderful day to ignore the Canon ending

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The Santa Clarita Diet is a great show with many valuable lessons, such as how to validate, support, and properly apologize to your partner.

Also, how to deal with your wife/mom being undead. Important, valuable lessons

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tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

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Check Please Giveaway!

Hello,

As many of you know, Check Please has been a great source of fun, joy, and inspiration in my life. Therefore, I always want to support Ngozi however I can and so I purchased the Kickstarter option that included a lot of extra goodies. However, I do not actually need all the goodies.

So! I am hoping to give them to a fan who may not have been able to purchase the Y3 Kickstarter for whatever reason. There shall be one Grand Winner who shall receive: A Samwell pendant, Falconers pendant, a Falconers patch, a baby-Jack keychain, a Falconers keychain, a Falconers pin, a series of small-posters, one larger poster of The Championship kiss, and a series of “this baby is a stanley cup champion” page-size posters. You will also probably get a small note from me saying something to the effect of “Enjoy! <3 petals” which is probably not a big draw for many of you but will be included.

(For those keeping track, basically I just wanted the stickers, the huddle, and the book). 

To Enter, you must:

1. Be following me (I’m just saying that ‘cause it’s expected. You could probably get away with not if you really wanted to, but it would be nice).

2. Reblog this post to enter (or like it; basically you just gotta be in the notes, yaknow?)

3. Not already have all this stuff (I mean, I have no way of knowing, but let’s be fair about this).

4. Be willing to give me your address. (I’ll pay for shipping)

Winner shall be selected randomly (I shall make my roommate do it probably) on March 25 and messaged. If you are reblogging just to share but don’t want to win, put that in your tags somewhere so I know not to pick you.

Anyway, thanks all! Hopefully everything can go to someone who really wants it!

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Reblog This And Happiness Will Come To You! (: >Source🐶

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HHHHNNNNGGGGHGHGHGGNGNGH OH GOD (x)

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if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

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Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

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#me

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I wear my slash goggles with pride! And those two are now definitely my favourites, so there… hope you’ll enjoy my Sterek art ♥

Also, this one is dedicated to Siny.

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Happy Valentine’s Day!!! There are more fluffy fics here. 

To See Heaven in a Wild Flower by  ChildOfTheRevolution | 2.9K

Working in a florist on Valentine’s Day was like working in a gun shop during the zombie apocalypse. Very loud, very busy and the very real threat of death especially for anyone who worked at said florist when they were desperately running out of red roses.

It’s Simple Stoichiometry by  calrissian18 | 2.6K

Derek’s eyes stray around Stiles’ room. His wall calendar is on April. Of last year. He might not have a great grip on what day it is. Or what year.

Back To The Place Where We First Met by  tabbytabbytabby | 1.1K

When Derek shows up at Stiles’ house and asks Stiles to come with him Stiles doesn’t think anything of it. If he’s honest he completely forgot it was even Valentine’s Day. It takes a walk through the preserve and a surprise picnic for things to click into place.

Code Sea Witch by  ANTchan | 4.9K

At Lydia Martin’s Nereid Crown they have a code: “Somebody asked for the Sea Witch.”

Cards on the Table by  S_Horne | 3.4K

Stiles goes to Derek’s on Valentine’s Day and misreads the situation

Cupid’s Rejects by  alisvolatpropiis | 1.5K

Stiles has had his fair share of terrible Valentine’s Days, but this one, quite literally, takes the damn cake. Years of yearning after unrequited crushes, rejected prom proposals, and returned flowers have nothing on sitting half-naked the Emergency Room covered in hives, his throat starting to close up, his tongue the size of Buick.

That sonofabitch Saint Valentine wasn’t tortured nearly enough, Stiles thinks ruefully.

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I wish there was a way for every fic writer over the age of 18 to stop posting fic for a while…then all those “adults shouldn’t be in fandom” fools would realize REALFUCKINQUICK just how much of the content they consume (and often demand like spoiled brats) is made by people they think shouldn’t be in this ADULT SPACE MADE BY ADULTS.