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Happy Pride

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it makes your cock awesome

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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people assume they know what a sandwich is. lunch meat, cheese, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise. maybe bacon if you're fancy. they're all fools. your local deli would weep at what i create. i am building a sandwich that could immanentize the eschaton. i'm putting fruit on it. honey. lao gan ma. it's crunchy it's sweet it's spicy it's savory. this sandwich will fix me. it could fix you too, if you'd let it

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im gods weakest faggot

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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Little gem from Reddit

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

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Mad Cow Disease in a milkshake

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Getting bumped into by an innertube on a lazy river and going under and coming out behind them as a pile of chum as if there were a rudder