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No one even wants to torture me till i beg to be killed
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testosterone is a beautiful drug that is turning your daughters into puppy fags
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you're in his dms. i'm shackled to his radiator begging him to kill me. we're not the same
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Need more playtime. Will take drastic measures to achieve this
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I am going to try to go to sleep now… not exactly tired but not exactly ecstatic because i have to go to little baby’s graduation today.. grr. I have like one hundred good things running through my mind and if i had any more control over the passage of time I’d do what I do and pick up da pen but alas
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pretty sure this is the point of living

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Yes you will ghost everyone you know and make erotic clay figurines
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No you will not remember the months between November to April fuck you
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Does anyone mind if a white boy does the chicken dance
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