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I wanted cuddles :')

Featuring the only pair of 'comfy' pants he has because Garrus threw them at him and told him to stop being a grumpy old bastard and chill out for once, so they're definitely a bit big on him ALSKDJFDKLS-

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garrus vakarian is not straight, if anything, he's a 2009 self proclaimed metrosexual who will come out as gay 5 years later after meeting the one guy

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mass effect being the alien fucking game without having a single gay male alien romance until the fourth game is such a missed opportunity. bioware would have still been big if they got monsterfuckers financing them

and do note, the fourth game only got gay male aliens until an update months later. because people complained. huge missed opportunity

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Boom get mshakarian’d

Quiet party antics

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The ME2 MShakarian romance arc in my head is inherently better than just copy/pasting the vanilla ME2 Shakarian romance arc with a male Shepard because other than Garrus getting a bi awakening, he gets a bi awakening by having his heteronormative beliefs questioned

Imagine that. A guy tells you "Things that you think are attractive to women can also be attractive to men" and suddenly you're thinking back to all the things you found attractive on men but dismissed as something only for women because ummmm you're straight actually? (*Narrator voice* He is not straight)

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oh cool im sure that makes for really good performances

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Foxfire says fuck them cops.

*You couldn't pay me to chase after lights in the hills of Kentuckiana, the Berkshires, or the Bridgewater Triangle, let alone deep Appalachian country. Sometimes when you see something strange, no you didn't.

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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I can’t escape these two’s tomfoolery for long, soo I won’t,,, here! Have some Breakdown and Knockout 😂🫶

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Absolute evil.

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure it would be kinda counter productive."

You'd be hella confident about fucking with someone too if your boyfriend was a small, overprotective, walking energy nuke At this point they're just DARING people to try 😂

//Not the best because the cord to my tablet was spazzing out but got it done anyway and I have a new cord now yeehaw

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space dragon rizz

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tiktok from rushadicus

gang what do we think, is this folkpunk?

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fuck em up gang