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Hi everyone!

Figured it's time to introduce myself properly again. My name is Phoenix, I'm a weird gross fanfiction writer turned weird gross horror/erotica/horrorotica author, and a homesteading lesbian in my thirties. It's my mission to bring unapologetic, uncensored, unrepentantly bizarre speculative and literary fiction back to the uwu hellscape of indie publishing.

It would mean a lot to me if you bought my books. Particularly if you have read or enjoyed the over 300 free fanfics I've lovingly bestowed upon you over the last decade.

I currently have two "short" (most are 7-10k) story collections out. I call them horror but I use the word loosely--don't go in expecting gore or ghosts or vampires or Lovecraft rip offs or immortal deities or anything like that. My horror is for people who think Eric Lar*cca is overhyped and boring and Saltburn was weirdly milquetoast.

SALIVATION: Barnes and Noble/ Amazon

A group of teenagers meet God at an abandoned amusement park. An immortal, child-eating monster grows too close to his prey. A clandestine tryst in a Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit takes a turn for the revolting. A grieving man sets out in dogged pursuit of the artist he blames for his fiancé's suicide. These ghosts and more reside in this electric debut short story collection by Phoenix Mendoza. This anthology's aim is to explore the profound union between hunger and loneliness, told in a series of voyeuristic meditations on human longing. All at once sincere and absurd, tender and disgusting, hilarious and heart-twisting, Salivation is an unapologetic foray into the lengths we go to in order to seek even the pantomime of connection.

Yellow Wallpapering: Amazon

In this scathing feminist horror collection, readers will encounter ten short stories featuring ten different women with ten distinct manifestations of patriarchy-induced madness. Blending sci-fi, speculative fiction, horror, and the achingly mundane, Phoenix Mendoza explores what it means to be a woman teetering on the edge of sanity.

Watch two childhood best friends develop a dangerous sex game inspired by their fathers’ suicides. Accompany Kyrie as she visits her grandparents' home, where she skinned her very first deer. Spend several delirious, hallucinatory nights with Carolyn at the train station she haunts whenever she cannot sleep. Dress a mannequin who might not be a mannequin at all. Let these madwomen invite you, one by one, into their complex interior worlds. Let them function as a mirror, a reflection of the self and of society.

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I also teach a writing class called BLOOD/INK/BONE, which you can learn more about here. It is designed for hobby writers looking to find joy in their craft and shake off the shackles of performing for a fickle, bad faith audience.

Other important links:

My website: you can find playlists, interviews, and podcast appearances here

My substack: you can subscribe for writing exclusives, nonfiction essays I don't post anywhere else, and general updates here.

My writing IG: this is the best place to stay updated about all my writing ventures

my goodreads: if you have read my books, please review them here, it really does help indie authors!!

@spern-awel: the tumblr for my upcoming DEBUT NOVEL (!!!), Thorngale. Right now its just aesthetics posts but there will be more soon.

Thank you everyone <3

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common knowledge by @blueleaf-les

How about Legolas bein used to tall, skinny elves and thinking he didn’t have a sex drive bc he didn’t feel atracted to anyone and then watching Gimli bathe or change or smth and losing his entire mind bc THICC BUFF HAIRY DWARF and suddenly he NEEDS to be railed so bad he could cry

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Sounds like a Naughty Elf by @themirkyking

Even established couples sometimes hide their desires.

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VIBE CHECK! by @deheerkonijn

Legolas is an influencer who receives an unexpectedly steamy package in the mail. Gimli isn't jealous about it. He’s not. He’s not ...he just wishes they’d been sent literally anything else.

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Tomorrow Won’t Do by @newleafover

Gimli destroys Legolas's immortal patience.

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You Stink by @themirkyking

Legolas loves how Gimli smells, yet unsure of how to let his Dwarf know how much it turns him on.

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Sweet Desire by @ahufflepuffhobbit

On the way to Dunharrow, Legolas is driven slowly mad by his new husband’s desire. Mainly with how it pokes him in the back while they ride on Arod.

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A Light Show by NeighborhoodCatGang 

Legolas and Gimli have… an evening planned. There’s rules. There’s dicks. There’s an oil show.

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No Patience for Virtue by PointlesslyPoetic 

Legolas has an entire advent calendar’s worth of dildos that Gimli, until now, has been to shy to try for himself

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Work From Home by objectlesson 

Gimli is working his bartending shift. Legolas is home alone with pink wine, a silk robe, a phone, and a plan.

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Mr. September by @ahufflepuffhobbit

Modern AU where Gimli is a firefighter and also Mr. September in the annual Bears for Charity calendar. Legolas has jacked off to him ten thousand times so he knows every little mole and tattoo from memory so THERE’S DEFINITELY NO MISTAKE when sees Mr. September himself at the grocery store as they are both reaching for the same very juicy peach in a near overflowing fruit display.

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I’m taking the weekend off from posting to celebrate!! We will resume posting tomorrow, so many great stories <3 thanks everyone and keep up the good work!!! 

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Between a Rock and a Hard Place by @deheerkonijn and @roselightfairy

On a whim (and against his better judgment), Gimli brought a selection of sex toys along with him to Rivendell, not expecting to travel much farther than that. Of course, his inclusion in the Fellowship of the Ring complicates matters. Faced with a variety of undesirable options, the only thing he can do is carry them along with him on the journey.

. . . Matters are further complicated when he falls in love with one of his companions along the way.

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Sweet Desire by @ahufflepuffhobbit

On the way to Dunharrow, Legolas is driven slowly mad by his new husband's desire. Mainly with how it pokes him in the back while they ride on Arod.

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A Light Show by NeighborhoodCatGang 

Legolas and Gimli have... an evening planned. There's rules. There's dicks. There's an oil show.

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No Patience for Virtue by PointlesslyPoetic 

Legolas has an entire advent calendar's worth of dildos that Gimli, until now, has been to shy to try for himself

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YEAHHH

So the gimli/legolas fic you just posted is making me think: WHAT IS IT WITH GAYS AND SILK ROBES OH MY GOD WHY?! Like at home that’s all my gf ever wears and ITS DISTRACTING TO MY DYKEY HEART OKAY

THEY’RE VERY SEXY AND GAY AND CUTE!!! I didn't really settle comfortably into being butch until the last few years, and I got rid of lots of my “feminine” clothes because I realized I liked the way they looked on other girls more than I liked the way they felt on me, BUT I KEPT ALL MY SILK ROBES BECUSE THEY ARE COMFY AND MAKE ME FEEL DECADENT AND GLAM!! also fyi at least one other story in @gigolasfuckfest2020 features a silk robe and I know @deheerkonijn  has written/drawn him donning one as well so clearly something about Leggy really vibes with them and I love that for him and also for us