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I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈
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me when a movie is bad: 👎
me when a movie is good: 👍
me when a movie is mediocre:
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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything
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I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?
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Just playing some Balatro to pass the time on the road
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