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Be a man ( Robin )

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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Identical twins

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man, dogs are so hard to read. thinking about getting some talking buttons so i can figure out exactly what he wants

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Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989

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SHIPPING UPDATE!

Finally, the order is being shipped from the printer to Mod Jay for distribution. This order is coming in about ten different parts, we don’t know if this will be separate or all together, and we don’t know how long customs will take, but they are coming! Shipping supplies are ordered as well so we’ll be ready to get decks out as soon as they’re in hand! We’ll be providing updates as things progress here on tumblr and on the discord server, as usual.

If you need to change your address now is the time to do so!

> To change your shipping address, please email phantomsfateandfortune@gmail.com with your order number and the updated address and we will get that changed! If you have any other questions please feel free to reach out to any of the Mods and we'll help however we can!

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…

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let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

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i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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if youre against body shaming, then you HAVE to be against body shaming men too.

that means no more micropenis and small dick "jokes".

that means no more neckbeard "jokes".

that means no more "jokes" about moobs / man boobs if someone has told you that it makes them uncomfortable (/ dysphoric).

that means no more mocking men (and women, but i see this targeting men more often) with flat asses.

that means no more mocking men for having long hair.

that means no more mocking men for having a "pedo 'stache".

that means not mocking trans men who dont want to medically transition and respecting their boundaries.

that means not mocking intersex men whose intersex variations you dont personally understand.

be against body shaming ANYONE.

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk