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I finally balls’d up and asked this girl’s number and then immediately said “well that’s good” about her grandparents being dead bc I fucking misheard her and thought she said they were fine, I am gonna explode.

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I personally think genderbent Dan would look like Rhea Ripley 👀

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You’re not wrong 👀 I worked very hard to make female!Dan buff 👀

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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god forbid a woman have hobbies

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and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.

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on their clit like morse code

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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Kiss thy knights

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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I entered DP x DC from the DP side, but i see all this stuff in fics I'd love to know more about so I'm looking for recommendations of canon content to consume (preferably specific comic issues/books versus a run, a movie, or individual episode because i know the universe is vast but my time is limited) about any of the following:

Jason's resurrection and re intro to Gotham

Jason beating up Tim

Dick's & Bruce's reaction to Jason's death

Something about Bruce kicking Dick out because he was a ward but not adopted?

Dick becoming Nightwing

Tim becoming Robin

Tim's relationship with his parents

Tim's beef with Ra's

Tim getting Bruce back from the time stream?

How the LoA operates. How does it use the pits? What's the culture? What's this about Ra's switching bodies?

Talia & Bruce's relationship

Steph as Robin

Jason's bro Danny

Cass, like anything. Is she Orphan? Black bat? How did she join the bats?

Babs becoming Oracle

What's up on the no metas in gotham thing?

Alfred's death

JLD - what type of missions do they do? Who are all the members?

John Constantine - what has he done to his soul?

Damian's clones

How Harley and Pamela got together

Hal. I have only watched one JL media the green lantern was John Stewart. Who is this other guy?

JL's relationship with world governments

I can always absorb things via fic and wikis, but it's nice to experience the actual story to pick up on small things and form my own opinion.