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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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🖤 for dpxdc?

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

Ooh, this is a hard one, because dpxdc is kind of the egregiously mischaracterize fandom. Like every character is super out of character.

However I must say the Jack and Maddie are the most mischaracterized. As much as I love reading and writing a good vivisection fic, I do believe that Jack and Maddie really do love their kids and while still not great parents by any means would probably support Danny if he revealed he was Phantom. Like maybe they should take some parenting classes and some lab safety classes, but I still think they would be there for their kids.

Send me some asks!

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Another plot bunny to let into the wild:

In some legends, grief can be powerful enough to reanimate the dead, making them something of a revenant. Bruce's grief over Jason's death is what ended up somehow bringing him back.

Years later, during the events of Under the Red Hood, Bruce has realized what he's done to his son and decides he needs to lay his son back to rest.

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~ Batman (2016)

Oh, they're so brothers.

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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I NEED HIM IN CUTE, CASUAL FITS (was gonna draw him in punk/rock fits but the sugar won this time)

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us

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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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*SIGHS*

Another AO3 app that's pretending to be official when it's not (or at least isn't making it clear its unofficial.) They're using AO3's name and logo, and embedding ads.

There is no official AO3 app

Someone else is gathering your data, potentially your log in information etc and making use of it how they please. (They say they're not but their privacy policy says otherwise)

They are making money from the ads without the fic writer's consent.

They've also rated it Pegi 3 (which is ludicrous)

Please, even if you care about nothing else, for the safety of your data, please don't use this app. Certainly don't give it your AO3 log in details.

I've told AO3 that it's infringing on its copyright. I will be requesting they remove access of my work as I do not consent to my creative content being used to generate ad revenue for them.

I will be reporting it as incorrectly rated.

The only email address I can find is Narusta@gmail.com which is included in their privacy policy, and boboxway13@gmail.com as their developer.

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she scrungly on my glupp til i shitto

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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I call bullshit because as usual with these tests, there's nuance. I don't lie but I have problems with authority and I only obey the rules that I think make sense.

I can manipulate and con my way out of things, if I have to, but that doesn't mean im neutral.

In the alignment test I actually trust, I've always gotten Chaotic good/neutral every time i take the test.

tagging @lapetitechatonne @half-dead-ham @serxeri @knyareth and @demon-cat-goes-woof (if y'all want to :D)

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers