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hello transgender woman on reddit. before you is a transfem who is pre-everything asking about how to get a close shave on facial hair. if you reply "just get laser hair removal" a bomb will go off killing you instantly

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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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No man’s sky fucks severely in most ways except that it’s going to take me 25 real life minutes to fly to this stupid planet. Now I’m holding buttons with my left hand, scrolling tumblr with my right and occasionally being hit by asteroids because I’m not looking at my screen. My wrist is cramping. My shields are low. My inventory is full of four billion units of tritium.

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fuck my stupid baka life but not this gay earth. never this gay earth

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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did you know you can do anythingh with your ocs and no one can stop you.. did you know you can make aus of your ocs. you should make aus of your ocs

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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Mother sloth reunites with her baby

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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.