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*High off one pollen* Dude let's just go straight up bugshit
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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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i let that chicken down by forgetting its remains in the cooling unit im worse than that mind flayer
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letting meat rot is so disrespectful to the creature that died to feed you what the fuck is your problem
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5 year old son watching cars 2 with me: Mater's funnyy
me: He's alright. Nothing to write home about. *on phone texting his mother* Mater is acting out of fucking pocket. You have to watch this.
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