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So my family has a history of heart problems (heart attacks, stents, high blood pressure, the usual yk lmao)

And I will be seeing a cardiologist next month for the purposes of checking out my low blood pressure and probably getting a feel for future preventative stuff

So GUESS WHO'S GETTING THOSE PROBLEMS PROJECTED ONTO THEM FIC STYLE???

^^^

THIS GUY >:)))

Anyways i will be projecting some of my personal experiences onto this guy because putting Cale Henituse through the works is both therapeutic and a little silly to me :3 (i love this character and wish to shake him around like a little maraca)

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A very beautiful senior citizen at that

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Was talking with a mutual about this earlier but like, if someone somehow managed to get Cale to laugh hard enough, I feel like he would have one of those midwestern dad cackles. Normally he'll have a quiet laugh, snort/smile if he finds something mildly amusing or wheeze silently if something catches him off-guard. But a full belly-laugh? That man CACKLES.

Like imagine:

It's fully silent in the Super Rock Villa because everyone is busy doin their own thing, and then all of a sudden this loud laugh starts echoing through the place, and everyone has a moment of pause when they realize.

Something made Cale fucking Henituse cackle.

This has never happened before, but the same thought crosses everyone's mind:

"We need to hear him laugh like that again."

Suddenly, it becomes a challenge with money on the line. Whoever can get Cale to cackle again will get 100 galleons from everyone participating as well as bragging rights at having made Cale laugh.

Alberu gets involved, and adds the condition that if someone manages to get him to slap his knee while he's laughing, he will give them a golden plaque.

The Henituse Family gets involved.

Duke Fredo von Ejellan gets involved.

Eruhaben gets involved.

Ron motherfucking Molan even joins in.

Everyone is so incredibly invested in this, so much so that Cale has started picking up on a shift in something. He isn't sure what changed, but he starts gaining a 6th sense for dad jokes thanks to all the attempts made by Deruth and Duke Fredo. They were all so bad that they almost looped around to being funny again. The moment Cale feels a dad joke coming, he goes stone-faced in preparation for one of the worst puns known to any race.

At most, if they're bad enough, it makes him crack a smile or snort. But none have managed to make him belly-laugh yet.

Eruhaben and Rosalyn are almost tempted to magic their way through and use a harmless laughing gas, but both agree that it would probably be cheating and also very unethical.

Raon, Ohn, and Hong are in it too. So far, Ohn has come the closest. No one knows how she did it, but she got a laugh out of him. But it wasn't quite THE laugh.

Eventually, when Sui Khan comes around, he catches wind of this alleged cackle-laugh and gets involved too. He doesn't fully join into the challenge. That would be unfair after all, as he's known Cale the longest. But he does help the others out with their ideas or jokes to get Cale to laugh.

A lethal duo begins to form, as Ohn has decided to request Sui Khan's help. No one knows what to expect, but everyone is absolutely in this to win the money and, most importantly, the bragging rights.

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Them!!! They are so cutesyyyyy :DD

it's been awhile!

i have fallen into the realm of korean webnovels, so i decided to draw some of the characters from my current fav

hope you all like!

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It is done :))

My personal headcanon:

Deruth is overall an average guy, not ugly but not extraordinarily handsome, but has the most gorgeous reddish-brown eyes ever.

Jour, while very beautiful, has very unnerving eyes. They're pretty but make your skin crawl if they linger.

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I am going to draw deruth and jour in my style now because i have never done so before and i am now motivated

My personal headcanon:

Deruth is overall an average guy, not ugly but not extraordinarily handsome, but has the most gorgeous reddish-brown eyes ever.

Jour, while very beautiful, has very unnerving eyes. They're pretty but make your skin crawl if they linger.

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I think KRS starts hyperventilating when he wants to cry

He was usually punished for crying growing up (considering how he literally can't cry no matter what and was called a heartless snake by his coworkers cuz of it)

So breathing heavily or weirdly is his version of crying

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Headlock - Imogen Heap

Fable - Gigi Perez

Muddy Waters - LP

The Underworld Saga from Epic the Musical - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Scylla - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

These are the big ones right now! I love these ones sm :DD

(no pressure tags!!)

@noxiousgrace @reader-spoon

i’m starting a tagging thing

reblog with the song(s) that currently has you in a chokehold

mine are: Ma Meilleure Ennemie from Arcane (ive literally been blasting this on repeat because holy SHIT it’s so good 😍😭), Brooklyn by MALINDA (i will explain this one later i promise), Ahsoka’s Theme, and Can’t Catch Me Now (specifically the Annapantsu cover)

tagging: @pixanefan (ahaha my turn to tag you in things) @ivarismaybecrazy @user-without-a-cool-acronym @sp4ceboo @hshfsjzjsgj @its-time-to-rise-above @echoxbuggs @skellymom and anyone else who wants to join in!

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If you're feeling particularly pathetic, remember:

at least you didn't spend centuries planning, arranging, rearranging plans, having anything you cherish taken from you by your own fault, traumatizing others, getting traumatized back, reincarnating continuously, naming your secret organization after an upper body part that none of your important members - including you - seem to be able to keep both of for the life of them, doing everything and anything to achieve your goals only for a guy to destroy it all in like two years because he wants to laze around in peace and proceeds to stab you with what might as well have been a very op chopstick

also- making a statue of 'yourself' only for it to look like the guy mentioned who brought upon your downfall

also also- sharing the same first name as him in case it wasn't enough

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Bud Illis Slays

His design has already changed so much and I've only drawn him twice y'all 💀💀

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Cale henituse taking an edible and forgetting he no longer lives in the 21st century

In the year of our lord 783 of the felix calendar (wait is felix the jesus of the raon kingdom??? Why'd the year count start w that guy)

This is krs!cale by the way

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Cale, lowkey woozy: bro...

Ron: yes, young master-nim?

Cale: did you put weed in my brownies?

Ron: no? Why would i put invasive plants in your snacks? *Confused benign chuckle*

Cale: why.. *smacks lips* why is the world so topsy turny ron? Hm?

Ron: ah, it must be the sleeping herbs.

Cale: no, you just gave me an edible.

Ron: ...is it not supposed to be edible?

Cale: *snort* that's something a boomer would say

Ron: a what?

Cale: *waves hand* whatever, you wouldn't understand internet culture anyway.

Ron: *is honestly just confused*

Cale: *already forgot about the subject at hand* i remember this one time i was in highschool *snort*

Ron:....?

Cale: i was with a bunch of kids, theatre kids, and we all did *snort* edibles and thought it would be fun to play truth or dare

Ron: young mas-

Cale: *talking over him* and well, I didn't think it was a good idea cuz we were probably gonna do something stupid and like *wheeze* we made this one guy dress up as eric cartman *absolutely losing it, smacking his knee and laughing*

Ron: *honestly thinks cale is hallucinating at this point and is debating on calling a priest*

Cale: and we fuckin made him sing an entire lady gaga album, can you immaaagiineeee?? *Wheeeeze*

Cale: and oml what he did after was insane! So we didn't get off very well so he thought it would be sooo funny to like... *He looked up at the ceiling, completely losing the plot again* hehsh did i ever tell you this ceiling lowkey looks European

Cale: *starts mumble singing* gay or europeeaann,, it's hard to guaranteeee,,, is he gay or europeeeann???

Ron: *has already left the room in order to get someone to help cale*

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*cale has migrated into the library*

Priest: young master-nim pleas-

Cale: whyyyy did you get an entire squad of exorcists in here ron????

Ron: young master, you're not yourself *he actually looks concerned*

Cale: *wheeze* what are you? Y/n???? My coworker wasn't crazy after all,,,

Ron: ...??

Cale: No because drinking games are crazy

Cale: anyway i miss mmorpgs man *sigh* i miss my wife tails

Ron: wife???

Cale: *ignoring him* pink fluffy uniiicorns dancing on rainbooows *knows this song from the one time he had to babysit the neighbors kid*

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The day after

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Ron: young master-nim

Cale: *jumps out of his skin because of rons sudden appearance* what????

Ron: what is a boomer? You were saying a lot of funny things yesterday.

Cale: *sweating bullets* I've been having weird dreams lately???

Ron: uhuh *it's obvious he doesn't believe cale but just leaves it alone for now*

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Chat, mutual inspired me to draw Bud Illis but with a dad bod. He will be arriving soon, probably some time tonight or tomorrow. Everyone thank mutual for always having the most based takes🫶🫶

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LSH: hey guys

CJS: wut

KRS: what is it

LSH: what's the worst pain you've ever felt

KRS: we get damn near killed by monsters every day, be more specific

CJS: ya wat he said

LSH: okay, before the cataclysm then

CJS: err,,, i broke my arm really badly while practicing the sword once

KRS: i head to clean the house on a broken leg once. *Shivers* it was awful (-_-)

LSH & CJS: .....

LSH: was it your uncle

KRS: yeah obviously

*CJS and LSH glance at each other*

CJS: damn we should've killed that bastard

LSH: I'll figure out how to go back in time eventually, just wait.

KRS: *shrug* do whatever you want

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So, quick and short og Cale edit cuz I didn't have energy for more

"Remember me"

Tiktok version|yt short version

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Puny god.

Bro this guy will curse out a god for his slacker life but won't keep his nose out of anything for shit because he loves his family people too much

(i posted this on tiktok originally but decided i might as well put it here too lmao)

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It was technically Cale when he fainted for three days at the elf Village. He was supposed to wear the fake Arm uniform but I took the privilege to change it into something else for aesthetic purpose :))))

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Cookin up a silly little lcf/tcf animatic atm but I can't figure out how much flavor is too much flavor for my character design for the God of Death

o(-(

This is quite the predicament friends