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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

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Given that the number of people who go through cis puberty and regret is later is so much higher than the number of people who take hrt and regret it later, really we ought to consider whether these teenagers who think they're "cisgender" can make an informed decision to go through puberty in their early teens, or whether it might better to put them on puberty blockers until their brains are developed enough to decide if they want to make that kind of permanent life-altering decision. Like maybe some time in their mid-20s or so they should be able to have that figured out?

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malewife hours

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the subreddit is using that pic as their header

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why are you so obsessed with ICE? are you undocumented?

that's none of your business, but I am indeed a citizen. And everyone, documented or not, should be very concerned with what is going on with ICE.

We have masked, heavily armed men, patrolling our streets in military-grade vehicles, terrorizing whole communities. These photos (courtesy of LaMigra LA) were taken yesterday no more than ten miles from where I live.

This is bullshit... a needless and hugely damaging wave of intimidation that is ruining people's lives, turning whole neighborhoods into ghost towns and driving small businesses out of business; plus it is costing tax payers billions of dollars.

And for what? Migrant workers are the lifeblood of industry, they make communities more vibrant, diverse, safer and more prosperous. Undocumented immigrants do not cause more crime; to the contrary the statistics bear out that they are disproportionately less likely to commit violent crimes.

Get these gestapo scum off of our streets!

To quote Jefferson, "When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."

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Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent SUPERMAN 1978 | dir. Richard Donner

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studies from the past few months! there's a lot more but I tried to pick and choose the more presentable stuff. Also currently taking a class at CDA! I'll post my homework in a few weeks!

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reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money

more info here!

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The internet has become a difficult place for NSFW artists and creators to navigate in recent years, but Pillowfort is and will continue to be a home for NSFW communities, providing robust tools to curate and share what you love.

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they spent billions on this

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The more I think on it, and I know this greatly differs from what people have come to expect in recent years, but to me a TTRPG with no adventure modules is like booting up a video game and finding out the devs didn’t make any levels. Like I wanted to play this but I guess we’ll have to wait until someone in the group, who may have never played the game before, spends a not-insignificant amount of their free time in the level-editor throwing something together for us to play.

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That boy ain't right

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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

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Oh I am so ill...

I'M SO ILL.

Btw this officially art from the art director here's the link!

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A vampire is showing you a video on her iPhone called “5 SCARY GHOST ATTACKS to Watch at NIGHT,” making you go through the whole thing and watching you really closely for a reaction especially when it gets to #4, grinning with her fangs out. The video narrator is explaining that four ghost hunters were enveloped in a black fog and that deep cuts and abrasions started to appear on their skin. Most of the bloody details are obnoxiously blurred.