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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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just read scp-001-j

pretty funny

now would the broke god push the button?

yyyes. probably.

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Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Fuck you *dissolves your wordsearch*

Fuck you *unsolves your wordsearch*

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it's not that hard to do a donald duck voice. there's plenty of tutorials online and you don't even need to know how to sing well, just to get the rhythm decent enough. the most important thing is probably to have fun though. and having an ai do it for you definitely won't be as fun

OK so my options are: 1) figure out how to actually make an ai cover of Donald Duck singing Bed Chem

2) become Donald Duck I guess to do it myself since AI's bad???? (Like- idfk- watch 10 hours of impressionist tutorials and try to figure out how to sound like that damn duck-)

3) kidnap Donald H. Duck at gunpoint and force him to sing Sabrina Carpenter instead of using AI cuz anon said I shouldn't make an ai song cover

4) do nothing and just be content that I had a funny idea and someone else can act on it if they want

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Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

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I'm still awake!

Everyone's just dead at night too. Kinda lonely here.

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*ghost sound*

*crow sound*

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it's so big that it warps reality around itself

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

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kablooey

oh no! my head a splode

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