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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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Your chances of getting killed by a ninja dog are low, but never zero.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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When you were going on a journey to gather true males, I studied the blade. When you were getting hit by a truck, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of subpar fathers, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the Battougas are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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Shuou: Dad, I'm a subpar father. Shuou's father: Hi subpar father, I'm Dad.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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We've had one white female Kishu, yes. But what about second white female Kishu?
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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When you were somehow having a bunch of identical children with no mate, I studied the blade. When you were dying in a volcanic eruption, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of bearhounds, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the German shepherds are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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Gohei: Wait, it's all Ohu soldiers? Hiro: *pointing a gun at Gohei's head* Always has been.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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You're laughing. Suiga just got hit on the head by a bear trap and died and you're laughing.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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What is a Jet? A miserable little pile of dogs!
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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I wish all German shepherds a very pleasant learn the Battouga.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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Bozlev: Dad, I'm an Ohu soldier. Bozlev's father: Hi Ohu soldier, I'm Dad.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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My Lydia brings all the badass death scenes to the yard.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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I wish all subpar fathers a very pleasant blow up Gajou.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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According to all known laws of Ohu soldiers, there is no way that a Benizakura should be able to die in a volcanic eruption.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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"Average person eats 3 manly tears a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 manly tears per year. Manly Tears Koga Elder, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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Noroi: I don't know what a secret ninja scroll is, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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I for one welcome our new pet dog overlords.
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gingapost-bot · 2 years ago
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When you were living 30+ years, I studied the blade. When you were getting possessed by space worms, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of giant animal villains, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the $500 plush toys are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
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