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me: surely if i only read explicit smut i won't encounter ai writing because chatgpt isnt allowed to write explicit smut

fanfic: *describes a character's cock as a dagger wrapped in silk or some shit*

me:

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In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.

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I’m not immune to slasher comedy coming of age musicals. Apparently

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Hello Hatchetfield fandom, this is my contribution!

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"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

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IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!

https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!

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Say what you want about how the Fandom mischaracterises Paul but no one will ever Mischaracterises him more than Pokey did canonically

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

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On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.

Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.

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GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever