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How do you explain this to someone who doesn’t watch Eurovision

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The six horsemen of Eurovision

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see that's why the countries should always sing in their own languages for eurovision, i have no idea if they're insulting me, summoning demons or telling me about their kinks

and i love it

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My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌

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They back from Madagascar I guess

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so back in the day @ginger-canary and i created a chart of which love interests the zaris overlapped on... figured it was about time it was updated for all three tarazis. because there's too many terrible terrible jokes to be made there. enjoy!

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Last thing I’m gonna say on the matter is that as the societal policing of fat bodies intensifies both on tumblr and otherwise and as ozempic usage and diet culture continues to wipe away the performative faux body positivity companies previously exhibited when pretending to support ‘plus size’ people was still trendy, it is now more important than ever for leftists to give a shit about fat liberation. The diet industry wants to sell us starvation on a silver platter as if bodily conformity alone can nourish us. You can’t topple capitalism without toppling the diet industry and the fatphobia it’s shilled to us in the process. :)

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sometimes you just gotta say "oh brother" and move on

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Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. 

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they should invent weekends that are restful

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every Caldwell Tanner character is five seconds away from bursting into a jaunty song or jig, no he has never played a bard

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Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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