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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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Trauma didn't make me nice, I consciously made me nice because I don't want anyone else to suffer like I did. Trauma didn't make me strong, I made me strong. Don't you dare ever tell me my trauma made me anything but scared, broken, and confused. Don't give credit to the abusers for me being a good person. They didn't make me good, I made myself good.

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mans really said "being gay isn't your choice it's MINE"

“You’re still gay and that’s FINAL.” is such a batshit sentence guys im literally losing my mind over here

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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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Why do random pill bottles look so yummy

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new ship: o'hedna (o'hare from the lorax x edna from the incredibles)

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Fuck Moths

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Friend of mine linked a 5.5 hour long Youtube video picking apart the entirety of Nickelodeon's 2010 series Victorious. And we all independently went "lmao hey what the fuck who would watch a 5.5 HOUR long video on Victorious"

and we all independently went on to watch the 5.5 hour long video on Victorious.

Bopping Friday night with me and the girls exchanging Ariana Grande lore over the discord.

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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

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A tarot deck of tumblr famous bloggers

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in yet another failure to care about people sensitive to flashing, the new Scream movie ad includes aggressive flashing within a second of the ad starting. It seems to just be in the usual format of an ad, not one that haunts the background, but if you see the below at the top of an ad

go ahead and either exit the app or close your eyes and scroll. I was not able to get a screenshot of how the whole ad starts as there is, again, less than a second before the flashing starts.

really loving how people stopped caring about flash sensitivities lmao

anyway you should reblog this to warn your followers as well, I'd rather as few people have this violent surprise as possible