✿ Callie | 20 | Michigan ✿ she was gay again, as gay as ever
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I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one
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yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11
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Voldemort Roleplay 18+
Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea?
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my cat: screaming, yowling, circling me as i use the can opener on a can of bean
me:

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me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????
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the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it
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cardinal truths:
-women be shoppin
-men get pegged
-cops are bastards
-shrimpin ain’t easy
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we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude
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i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes
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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas
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