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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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God I love fanfic authors
#excited for what nolan's Odyssey might bring!#also this is how education in the humanities can still win
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pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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imagine being helena and growing up with this stupid fucking mythos about keir’s evil brother whose sexual sins are punished by being turned into a forest or whatever and then the one time you’re an adult and are in a situation where you can openly mock this story is when you are actively making yourself into the evil twin in your own narrative. and then you use your position as the evil twin to commit sexual sins in the forest and later have your identity ripped from you as punishment. like girl have some genre awareness come on now
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YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) — dir. Mel Brooks
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NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM
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The lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again.
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lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all
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i’m playing Pathologic again and i got this Margaret Atwood poem stuck in my head
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still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"
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