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many are asking this

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The French really don’t fuck around.

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cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not

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Neurotypicals: Think Autistic people are exceptionally literal.

Autistics: Describe their experiences using phrases like:

My brain feels like it’s filled with cotton laced with barbed wire, it’s not safe for me to make decisions right now.

I’m entering a Wait Mode until we leave.

Just looking at that rotten food makes my skin feel slimy.

Neurotypicals: Assume the Autistics are using metaphorical language to exaggerate common experiences.

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every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

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i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

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This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

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wegue.

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A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

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Too complicated, it’s just soap.

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graphic designer: sure, i’d love to design a logo for you guys! to start out, what font do you want?

irish pub owner: you know exactly what font i want.

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Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

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ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

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we are united as a website when a new funny-faced cat appears on the web

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