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sonja morgan, a beautiful disaster 

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The signs as quotes from Real Houswives

Aries: "Your pussy is too dry to be riding me this hard"

Taurus: "The only thing, that is fake or artificial about me, is this GOD-DAMNED LEG!"

Gemini: "You're just an insignificant ass hair"

Cancer: "What is this... cunnilingus?"

Leo: "Bitch I'm FABULOUS, I'm gone with the wind fabulous"

Virgo: "I'm not gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna stab you in the chest"

Libra: "GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!"

Scorpio: "I am VERY rich, bitch"

Sagittarius: "Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

Capricorn: "I actually get offended even looking at you"

Aquarius: "I'd probably need a drink if I was going to take me on too"

Pisces: "You should really pick on someone your own size, not someone bigger or smarter"

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when you get abducted and your choice is chip implant or anal probe 

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So what do people do when they're all caught up on drag race and real housewives?

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Omg

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

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I am full of unease, a strange, infernal agitation, which might be productive if only I knew what to do with it. A “creative” unease. Not of the body–not even a dozen passionate nights of love could assuage it. It is almost a “sacred” unease.

Etty Hillesum, fom a diary entry featured in An Interrupted Life: the Diaries, 1941-1943 and Letters from Westerbork (via anenlighteningellipsis)

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I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

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Lingerie of the Week: Catherine D’Lish Burlesque Dressing Gowns

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