Text
Oh good! I was just arguing with my mother about the definition of a salad less than 5 minutes ago and it turns out neither of us was right. I have showed her this picture and we have both been educated. She might have hit me for it, but the important thing is we're learning.
Salad
48K notes
·
View notes
Note
The midwesterners would like to chime in and request magic cheese
Ddraig want cheese?
Ddraig love cheese
Ddraig's hoard grows!!!
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
Tumblr pillow fight
Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"
And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching
46K notes
·
View notes
Text
i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks
50K notes
·
View notes
Video
I liked the part where the possums ate fruit
779K notes
·
View notes
Text
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
today's walk took an unexpected turn when we had to rescue 45 (!!!) snapping turtle hatchlings from the road by the park. while not many of a clutch are meant to survive, the nissan rogue is not a natural predator so today they got a little help. ❤️
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
43K notes
·
View notes