Kelly, 30, museum professional, I watched band of brothers at a pivotal age and it changed the trajectory of my life
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Rode a mechanical Bull tonight as a 30 year old lady so can’t wait to wake up and feel like I’ve been hit by a bus
#pranked I already am feeling if#it was very fun tho but oh my thighs and my arm already hurt#can’t wait to see the bruising tomorrow
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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps
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Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
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got into talking about ao3/fanfiction with my coworker and interns at work today and everyone eventually went around and admitted what fic they read/wrote for and i had to be like. i write for a relatively small fandom and two of my fics are like, some of the top hit fics so i legally cannot say what i write for thank you for asking
#to be fair i think everyone else was like. formerly writer while im like. girl i currently write fic on my work laptop when no ones here#we are not the same#we all agree fanfiction needs to go back underground too many fanfic writers are getting shitty book deals for rylo fanfics
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Maybe i Did buy a Sam Wilson baseball jersey even tho I literally just paid my credit card bill and then checked my bank account and told myself I have to start watching my spending again
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Feeling very much like I did absolutely nothing today (which is a deserved nothing after the week I had) and panicking slightly but using me getting my passport photo taken as proof I did do something time sensitive and important today
#bitch why tf are passports so fucking expensive#what’s the point of me having the book of bitches don’t be stamping your book anymore?????#I did scan my old book tho so I can keep the memories of fun pretty stamps forever 😔#shout out to Japan for using colorful stickers instead of stamps so they really pop
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"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer
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My hands have been tied 😒 I’ve been forced to pay for fucking mlb tv so I can watch baseball
#remember when Cleveland partnered with fox or Bally#or some third party channel that didn’t give a fuck if I took my moms cable login to watch baseball#but now the options are mlb tv or direct from spectrum#and spectrum keeps fucking kicking me out and saying my moms password isn’t valid#like bitch my mom is happy to know I use her cable so it makes that expensive ass bill more worth it!!!#luckily. there is a 50% off sale so like. paid $40 for the rest of the season
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At the age where helping a friend move is now a serious physical detriment
#bitch my Thighs are so fucking sore still goddamn#also pour one out for me one of my besties for the past 7 years decided to up and leave for nyc :/#honestly so rude of him
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If you see me on the news it’s because I’ve murdered my upstairs neighbor for deciding that 10pm on a Monday night is the Perfect time to start practicing his electric bass
#like be so fucking fr Aaron I got 3 hours of sleep last night and kinda wanted to get a solid 8 tonight#I know you’ve been home for like. 2-3 hours by now why tf are you starting now#I support late night creativity but only when the volume is within reason#like. you could be playing radio music at the same volume and it’d be chill bit the deeep ass base is vibrating in my ears
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Always such an uncomfortable feeling when I realize other people actually perceive me and have their own opinions of me, regardless of how positive it is
#last night my best friends bf randomly brought up that his younger brother#who I only met once recently#is supposedly ‘obsessed’ with me because he thought I was so fucking funny#like thank you random 24 year old boy but also don’t perceive me#also sometimes I forget that my outward mask I put on really do be working because random people I meet at parties#will think I’m such a loud and funny extrovert like no girl. it’s a front#after this party imma not talk to anyone for at least 24 hours while I recoup
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very sad one of my best friends is moving to nyc but also i know my liver will be so fucking grateful because when we go out together we're feral
#my drinking has been So high these past 6 months because every time we hang out#we're just like 'girl this could be the last time we get drunk at x location'#so probably after he moved at the end of the month i'll be able to just. take some sober time
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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself
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Hate that it’s ac season because I don’t wanna pay money for it to be a comfortable in my house I already pay for but also. It feels good to turn my bedroom into a fridge
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