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still peeved that microwaves aren't called 'hotboxes'. if icebox was good enough for early refrigerators, then hotbox is damn well good enough for the box that makes my food hot. we are failing as a society
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These fucking idiot parents who name their kids 'Tristan'
Or should I say 'Stan Stan Stan'
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The The Researchers of the world have actually discovered that 8 out of 10 people actually skip a second of the same same word.
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Every second away from this flower I slowly decend into the abyss of insanity and depression. The voices get louder every second im quiet. PLeas!EDOI
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Yes we can do something.
if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist
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Me: If someone wants to buy something they can that's the free market, so why can I purchase this slave?
Shopkeeper: Yes that's true.. but this is a Wendy's and also slavery is illegal.
Me: wait...
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Some people decide that they get to go in front of the line because they "HaVE a DiSAbiLiTY"
Like yeah I can snap my spine as well, are you challenging me?
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Defendant: Sir, my client said he "didn't wanna touch it and it was super-icky-gross disgusting"
Judge: ... but it was the murder weapon
Defendant: yeah super-icky-gross, just like he said.
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You know on like those tooth paste tubes they be like “cavavity protection”
Like the fuck was the point without it?
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