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Yoongi: All of a sudden I had a huge burst of energy, and I thought it was my body's last hurrah before it finally shut down.

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“With each generation, women’s ability to live the lives they choose reaches a place their grandmothers never thought possible. But that doesn’t mean everything is perfect or that our work is finished.”

— (via bloody)

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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Jungkook: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.

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Taehyung: What goes up but never comes down?

Yoongi: My stress levels when you're around?

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I was not ready

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Hobi: *watching Yoongi pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Hobi: Yoongi, what are you doing??

Yoongi *completely monotone*: I’m trying to die Hoseok. 

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OH MY GOD MULLET YOONGI

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Yoongi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Jimin: good grief, just do cocaine

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Jungkook: Okay guys, how do I ask Jimin out? 

Taehyung: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two. 

Jungkook: Oh my gosh, no. 

Yoongi: Twinkle Twinkle little star, we can do it in my car. 

Jungkook: Stop it. 

Jin: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream. 

Namjoon: I fell like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory. 

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space bunny

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yoongi: do you want to know something infuriating?

yoongi: this morning, I woke up again. how rude. 

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Jin: Namjoon! I have an intelligence kink. 

Namjoon *spitting out coffee*: What?!…Oh. S-so you mean you appreciate knowledge? That’s good-

Jin: No, Namjoon. What I’m saying is that I want a smart guy to lecture me about an advanced field of science and make me feel stupid as I gaze into his eyes. 

Namjoon: 

Jin: Spank me with knowledge. 

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Jin: Repeat after me. I….

Yoongi: I….

Jin: Will get help for my depression. 

Yoongi: Will dye my hair. 

Taehyung: Same. 

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Namjoon: The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25 because I am so ✨T I R E D✨

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Jin: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry. 

Jungkook: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time. 

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HYYH Taehyung: We're all Michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

HYYH Namjoon: ... Explain?

HYYH Taehyung: Stressed, broke, gay