giovanni-the-shadowguy

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

GIOVANNI.

YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT.

Gio...care to explain why you have a bunch of people lined up to see you?

( @rh-thegreat )

[*Oh, no...]

[*Giovanni would. Yknow. Gladly try to explain.]

' ' 🎷🎷-! 🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷- ' '

("R.H-! Er...it's not what it looks like-")

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

' ' 🎷- 🎷,🎷- ' '

("What- no, I-")

GIOVANNI.

YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT.

Gio...care to explain why you have a bunch of people lined up to see you?

( @rh-thegreat )

[*Oh, no...]

[*Giovanni would. Yknow. Gladly try to explain.]

' ' 🎷🎷-! 🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷- ' '

("R.H-! Er...it's not what it looks like-")

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

' ' 🎷🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷...' '

("Come on...they're not losers...")

GIOVANNI.

YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT.

Gio...care to explain why you have a bunch of people lined up to see you?

( @rh-thegreat )

[*Oh, no...]

[*Giovanni would. Yknow. Gladly try to explain.]

' ' 🎷🎷-! 🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷- ' '

("R.H-! Er...it's not what it looks like-")

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

(ok ill stop putting up sprites now lmao)

' '🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷, 🎷🎷-? 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷...' '

("Look...people just like me, alright-? I've gotten popular on here...")

GIOVANNI.

YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT.

Gio...care to explain why you have a bunch of people lined up to see you?

( @rh-thegreat )

[*Oh, no...]

[*Giovanni would. Yknow. Gladly try to explain.]

' ' 🎷🎷-! 🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷- ' '

("R.H-! Er...it's not what it looks like-")

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

GIOVANNI.

YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT.

Gio...care to explain why you have a bunch of people lined up to see you?

( @rh-thegreat )

[*Oh, no...]

[*Giovanni would. Yknow. Gladly try to explain.]

' ' 🎷🎷-! 🎷...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷- ' '

("R.H-! Er...it's not what it looks like-")

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

hey. youre cooler than you think. have some flowers.

*hes handed a singular marigold and a singular foxglove flower*

dont forget how cool you are.

-flower anon

[*...]

[*He feels like this has some sort of double-meaning.]

[*Also, in my unbiased opinion, Giovanni is not cool in the slightest.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

sorry for upsetting you gio :(

i just thought you should know

[*Well, he's alright at least...]

[*Don't ask him where's he's been for the last few days, by the way.]

[*But he's open for asks. Again.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

R.H. if you wanna be so mean why dont you show yourself coward

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Psst, Giovanni, R. H. is spying on your blog! He’s been secretly answering asks. That’s how we know about him.

[*...]

[*Oh boy.]

[*Uh.]

[*You know, I know I'm supposed to narrate Giovanni but I feel bad. I don't wanna describe his distress.]

[*...]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Ok hear me out. What if R.H. stands for Rudolph Holiday?

[*Who.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

HR seems more like a Haughty Recluse ngl

[*Giovanni still doesn't know what H.R is...]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

is RH single lip bite emoji

[*What.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Art thou and thy mystery partnere lookinge for a third?

[*That speech pattern...]

[*Er, I'm pretty sure shadowguys are supposed to shoot you on sight. Sorry, pal.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Dawg, what's up with HR? Who in their right mind goes out with Human Resources?? (I love saying the wrong thin on purpose)

[*Human resources?]

[*I don't think Giovanni knows what that is.]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Im gonna fist fight R.H. sorry not sorry Giovanni

[*???]

[*Seriously, how do you...]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

giovanni your boyfriend seems like a jerk

you should break up with him

[*What?]

[*Giovanni has said it before and he'll say it again, he doesnt have a boyfriend...]

[*...]

[giovanni-the-shadowguy]

Narrator - if you dislike Giovanni this much, why are you narrating him?

[*I narrate him because its kind of my job.]

[*I cant quit either. Im literally a disembodied voice meant for this thing.]

[*Send help. Giovanni is too stupid for me to handle.]