AND THE AWARD FOR THE BESTEST OLDER SISTER GOES TOOOOOOOOO
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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
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happy to be by your side
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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The Mob 🪶
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No one cares about being horny on main anymore. To really make an impact you have to be horny on a gimmick side blog.
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
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Junpei
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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it
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my english prof said today that “literature lets you stare at people” and i loved that….
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t.s - the prophecy 🌙🖤
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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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