allie • 25 • he/she/it • femme bigender girlboy • autistic • 18+
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do you ever think before you post
yes, i think "teehee :3c" and then i click post
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.
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I'm not sure how to feel... on one hand I'm not a fan of change and I know what to expect here. and I'm not getting a raise. but,, the new job will be significantly easier in terms of actual work. I'll get to learn new stuff. it's closer to my house. and I think a change would be good because I've felt a bit stuck here but it's very sudden
getting a promotion and moving stores. I've been here for 3.5 years and I'm leaving with a week's notice
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getting a promotion and moving stores. I've been here for 3.5 years and I'm leaving with a week's notice
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
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HELP A TRANS WOMAN STAY HOUSED!

Hi its me again reporting in that I still cannot catch a single break. I've put in 100s of job applications, and got nothing but automated responses. gig work has all but dried up and my bills keep stacking up on top of a covid scare that made me fucking cancel the two gigs I had for this weekend.
my roommates cannot materially support me, and while I really really hate begging for money, that's all I can effectively do at this point. If I cannot procure enough funds I will be homeless in August.
Anything and Everything helps, thank you
CashApp: $catgirlsgetpaid
Venmo: catgirlsarereal
PayPal: DM me for details
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice
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