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think about tummies

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thought about a dog dom wearing a muzzle and still growling all scary at me as they knot me. i just know they’d be biting me until i bled if it weren’t for that small protection… <3333

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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It's not common, but every so often I run across a baby mouse that has crawled into a discarded peanut shell. It's usually body armor but sometimes it can be headgear also.

I call them Peanut Knights. This fuzzy has a quite stylish open-face helmet!

Here she is without her helmet:

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They should make a girl that likes me that's geographically close to me

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all the erotic potential of the word "brat" ruined by one lousy album :/

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catching some rays to help cheer me up

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everyone knows puppies bark and growl but we also make the cutest "glk glk glk" sounds you've ever heard before you spread our legs open and thud into us so deep we scream

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Happy Birthday Undertale 

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My girlfriend told me this once a night out and it's lived rent free in my head since

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Holding her hand at the AC because she made it low enough to not sweat

"please stop. For me..."

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A fucking need!🥺💜

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From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened