23! what color should I make my accent on mobile lmk in the comments!
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I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr
#being a lesbian whore is so fucking impossible#i do not want a relationship i dint wanna go on dates i just wanna like... eat coochie aometimes
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i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol
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might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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Buying automatic weapons off tumblr.com teehee
Anybody else getting bombarded with gun ads from thee Smith and Wesson 😂
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Anybody else getting bombarded with gun ads from thee Smith and Wesson 😂
#what on earth wouod compel them to advertise here of all places#i have NEVER seen a smith and wesson ad
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