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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere

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This shit literally looks like those evil underground science labs in movies where they do unethical experiments on children

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inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

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shirt that says “cruisin’ for a snoozin” on the front and a link to the Wikipedia page for somnophilia on the back

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male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

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Need Tumblr to understand that you are a marine biologist only if you study lads and urchins in the seas and oceans. If you study hooligans and whippersnappers in a lake or river you are in fact not a marine biologist, you are a limnologist.

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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oh my god

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Grandpa: The one piece? Wake me up when there's Two Pieces eh!

Heartrate Monitor: /\/\_/\___/|_____________

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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