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you, a generalist unspecialized mouse or mouselike mammal:

- food goes from esophagus to stomach to intestine

- can eat and digest almost anything

- adaptable and can survive in many different environments

me, a specialized sanguivorous vampire bat:

- food goes from esophagus to intestine to stomach to intestine

- can only eat blood

- will die if I don’t eat for one night (unless someone vomits in my mouth)

- will die if there’s not enough humidity in the air

- will die if I exercise too much

- will become dehydrated if I drink too much

- constantly pissing so I’m not too heavy to fly

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duck on bed 2021

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INTERNET SURFING SECRETS!

Did you know the WWW in a web address stands for Weird Women Web?

This is because the Internet is full of weird women! They’re what make the web go round.

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play toys ?

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forced bearification

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

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spin this wheel: https://pickerwheel.com/pw?id=6WpHU

tell me your thoughts in the tags. genres mostly pulled from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genres

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I just really like the movie

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problematic time zone gap

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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you know what little detail i’ve always loved about dragon age?

wall paintings and murals

it’s such an easy way to make a place feel lived in, or like there’s history, and they have so much historical precedent all over the world that honestly it’s wild that it’s not more popular in interior decorating today

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador