I'm beginning to think that this Godot guy is never going to show up
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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel
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Why won't anywone watch my videos I even said pwease and twank you... at least I have mein loli....

thanks google but i don't think i'm very interested in hearing what a youtuber named 'TheAlmightyLoli' has to say about politics in disco elysium. somehow
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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.
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If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.
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can't today. busy.
#I DID I KNEW#I SAW THIS POST AND DID THE MATH IN MY HEAD I SAW THAT THE TIMES SYNCED UP#ANYWAYS TIME FOR MORE EXUBERANCE TONIGHT#LEAFS SWEEP
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