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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

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"wow all my mutuals are so hot and cool and funny and nice"

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just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

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baby coming home from a formula race and he throws his hat on the ground and kicks a wall

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cant remember for the life of me if i've uploaded this before

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Theodor Adorno's absolutely dogshit no-good miserable day at the beach

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Dont worry team. We've got this one in the bag, as long as our hated rival, the New England Ballfuckers, dont try to have sex with the football.

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:3

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*Quirky black girl

thank u very much

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it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable

stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.

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theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

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the type of anarchist who talks about establishing a system of nested councils of recallable delegates is kinda like an egg for communism

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled