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I've just realized that at 27 years old I have no idea how to process the fact that my parents are getting every day closer to either a divorce or jail time for one of them and a casket for the other.

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I've returned to Tumblr after approximately four years because I've been wanting to get back into writing and I'm glad it greeted me like this.

My constant struggle when writing PWP

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See mom? I'm not the only one

Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can sound almost normal during them. The build up to a call is still pure agony though.

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Okay, but what if X-EXO was actually EXO during the Tempo era? I mean, the evidence is everywhere with the cube and Baekhyun and Suho... So what if X-EXO were not only who we thought was EXO in the last two comebacks (Tempo and Love Shot), but they have actually been around since the very beginning?! What if they tricked us for all these years?! What if they swapped places already back in Wolf era?! I mean, do you guys remember EXO eyes going red in the MV? Maybe because they weren't really EXO... But X-EXO! I even remember Baekhyun during an episode of Knowing Brothers (not sure about that tho) saying that every time Lee Sooman meets them he goes like "EXO is really beginning now" and "The real shit begins now". What if he knew about X-EXO since the very beginning?! It means fucking Growl was actually a X-EXO song! What if we have been X-EXO-Ls all this time?! WE HAVE BEEN FOOLED, I TELL YOU!

But hey, that's just a theory, an EXO theory!

I was dying to write this

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I just heard on the news Sulli is dead. Fuck. I can't even say what I feel right now. Fuck.

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I just realized that the NCT members in SuperM are actually the only ones that got a "part" (rap/dance solo) in Black on Black.

Coincidences? I don't think so.

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I found SuperM BEST option for their group greeting.

Like bro, seriously.

“To the world, we are one! Annyeonghaseyo, bitnaneun SuperM imnida!”

Why haven’t they thought about it yet?!

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From Himchan's "tHe LoOf Is On FaYa" to Mark's "the roof is on fire".

That's what I call the evolution of K-pop.

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Now you know how Junmyeon has felt for the last 7 years

eldest hyung baekhyun buys food for superm ♥

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I can hear him saying "that's my harem bitches".

But seriously, he's like 20cm higher than me

baekhyun indeed looks so smol between them😂 ( p.s. : but honestly how can 174 cm is short ? compared to my height that’s super tall🤔 )

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I want this tattooed on my body.

But like no, imagine the pain.

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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I mean, isn't it just anyone about anything they do?

Gotta be greater than the haters, friends.

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I want full length movies. NOW.

The taemin cinematic universe (tcu) is now complete

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Can I be annoyed at people on Twitter calling "SuperM" "sperm"? Like, I'm the first one to joke about this kind of things, but one thing is making fun of a bad name, another one is using it in a derogatory way just because you're bothered by SM. Like, guys, I don't wanna interrupt you, but they are exactly the same people in your favorite group so could you be a little more supportive? Thanks.

Fuck, I never thought I'd say it, but now I'm defending my "sperm".

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Thanks, now I need to change my phone wallpaper cause I won't be able to unsee this ever.

Not to be that bitch but

This was the first thing that had popped into my mind after I saw the SuperM teaser and I couldn't unsee it after that

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This is so accurate it scares me. I just hope Mark will never get to help with the eggs.

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Anf now I'm thinking about it as well

someone said ring ding dong is the bohemian rhapsody of kpop and i havent stopped thinking about this since