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Ma! The American conservatives found my post about trump saying fuck and now my notifications are full of people with freedom and constitution in their name Ma! 😫

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One of my friends said that her friend's much older brother would flirt with her whenever he gave them a ride and like couldn't be me cause whenever I'm driving my sister and her friend's around I'm just singing along to summertime sadness the whole time to embarrass her 💪

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Rickrolling me doesn't work cause I think that song is a banger and I'll just enjoy listening to it

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Seeing a mutuals turn into a following is kinda like when Cæsar was stabbed by someone he considered a son 😔

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"Oh do you mind taking over so and sos workstation because she's not working today" boss I would love to, but she's like 4'9 and her workstation just barely reaches my knees 🫡

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I have a black grandfather and a black grandmother, and although I'm not biologically related to either one, I think I'm technically a brotha ✊🏿

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Ayyo where is everybody?? Jesters! Entertain me during my lunch, jesters!

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I don't trust these clouds at all 🤨

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I still stalk you a bit whenever spotify shuffle decides to play national anthem ✊️😔

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Tbh I think the state of the last decade has shown beyond the shadow of a doubt that neither Biden, Harris or Trump has the Mandate of Heaven...

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I think women were made like that on purpose to make weak men kill themselves ☝️

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Fellas how many knives can I have scattered around my bedroom before im considered paranoid

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Ngl I relate with trump on this one lmaooo

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Found out earlier today that everyone that i started out working with at my department of the factory is now dead, insane or have cancer lol