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We need more posts about paleolithic sex NOW!!!!
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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Twitter really is going to be totally unusable huh

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking


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I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u
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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying
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