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REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

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This is my magic wand

(The gar was released after being measured)

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Cthonic pussy have you over in a momento and asking for mori

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this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

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New Dice Sets Saturday!!

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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Life is a nightmare. Accidentally poured strawberry syrup on a little kid's head today at lunch

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throw it back my scarab

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Re: the oc name post- god how could I have forgotten 100,000 White Lilies Bloom In Glory And Die Where She Once Stood

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YOU: Think about the PLUR lifestyle. [Pursue thought.]

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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.