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I've been told that it's #InsectWeek and that I should plug my work.

I'm so bad at marketing... Uhhhhh... Buy my books...!

https://www.owlflyllc.com/publishing

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thinking about how even gay rights just. aren’t taken seriously by your average well meaning liberal. i’m thinking about how coworkers a few jobs ago just chuckled when i said i didn’t want chicfila bc of their donations to anti gay efforts. more recently, a trans girl who works at my gym told me that her bosses wouldn’t let her hang a pride flag in the gym. This is despite it being a place that is largely queer and a strongly ‘liberal’ soace, because “conservatives go here too.” At what point do certain ideas become unacceptable? at what point do we stop having conversations about queer rights because yes we all know gay people deserve rights? “conservatives come here too!” okay and you’re okay with that? you want that? there’s people who will be made uncomfortable by something as simple as a pride flag and you’re okay with that? you’re accommodating it? have some fucking conviction! do the minimum!

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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this crt knows a few tricks too… 💪🏼

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boost pad to make you scroll faster

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yea

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this is so stupid

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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ha, loser /aff

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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i thin k about tasteful marvin sideboob and i swoon a lil tbh

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Bdubs. Tennis.

Tennis transcript:

((each > indicates a new clip))

>> [Bdubs] There was a sport called... ~Tennis~

>Tennis >Tennis court >Tennis >When you're playing tennis

>Tennis court >Tennis in Minecraft >*laughing* Tennis >Real tennis

>YOU EVER PLAYED TENNIS IN YOUR LIFE??

>So it looks like tennis might not be possible >Tennis

>[Etho] Tennis >[Bdubs] This has to be tennis!

>Tennis >Tennis IS going to work >Tennis

>[Bdubs] Tennis! [Etho] Tennis, real tennis

>[Bdubs] It's a pompous game called "tennis" >Good tennis

>This pompous game called ~tennis~

>For a pompous game steeped in tradition like tennis

>^TENNIS^ >TENNUS >t e n n i s

>~I~ make tennis! >yyyus! Tennis! >So in tennis

>Te- this tennis is already hard enough

>Tennis >TENNIS

>[Bdubs] Tennis [Etho] *laughs* Tennis >:) [Bdubs] Tennis *laughs*

>Tennis science! >You wanna play tennis? Here's tennis

>There's some tennis >Tennis >TENNIS IS FUN! I like tennis!

>Anything is- TENNIS is possible! >~Tennis~

>Tennis :) And we'll see you in the next episooode. *to ghast* Come on baby

>[Etho] tennis >:) <<

Compiled from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft"

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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you

Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.

A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.

It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don’t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.

A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.

Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff

You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.

If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.

You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.

To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.

Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.

Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for

University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.

To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.

If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom

Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.

Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years

If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut

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i said this was going to happen like four years ago (and then three, and two, etc.) and EVERYONE gave me shit about it. i fucking told you it was going to happen!

the essence of being a leftist is as always people getting mad at you for being correct too early

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Running a warrior cats themed D&D campaign with some friends and of course had to make their PCs some tokens. Also some assorted NPCs + a lil moment from our last session.