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“I can’t be vegan, I love cheese”

Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese? 

GO VEGAN. 

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Entire compilation of Roman Emperor facts

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

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how to check if a d20 is cursed, thought you might like it :D

Oh, this is interesting. I might have to try this out. But I never would have thought about this.

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How to deal with street cats

Be nice to them. They’re doing an important job. Do not chase them, grab them or harass them. 

Always bring some food with you, it’s just polite. 

Approach them slowly, and let them come to you. Sometimes you might have to sit on the ground and tap it a few times. This is what you brought food for. 

At some point after you have managed to touch the cat it will turn and sprint away. This is when you start following it.

Cats do not want you to get lost, but they can be fast. Never lose sight of them, you should stay with it until your return. This might still look like your usual street but you are in a liminal space already. Try not to get lost. 

(NOTE: do not follow cats with mismatched eyes. You can pet them, but the moment they run away you should immediately turn your back to them and walk in the opposite direction.)

Black cats:

Follow black cats into the floor-level vents. Don’t worry, there are many spider webs but there aren’t any spiders.

Do not lose sight of them in the dark.

When you emerge, you will be in the same street you were before, but there will be no people to be found.

Do not stray, follow your cat. Sometimes it might want to just catch a bird and go back. Do not stay longer just to explore.

 If you hear the sound of a crowd in the distance do not try to follow it. Your cat will never lead you there.

You can take anything with you but you cannot take pictures or record video or sound.

Orange cats:

Orange cats hang around train stations for a reason. Follow them into the next train. You will not need a ticket.

If the cat wants you to scratch its ears during the trip, do it.

The landscape will not look like the area around your town.  Do not panic - this is normal.

The people in the train will not speak a language you understand or recognize, but they will have clothes and devices similar to yours. They are usually nice.

Get down at the same stop as your cat. You will not understand the name of the station, and no one will get off in the same station as yours. You should follow your cat, but it will never leave the station. Follow it into the next train to get back home.

Never stay in the train. Never wait for the last stop.

White cats:

White cats live on the edges. They will take you to many places but at the same time they will never take you anywhere.

If you meet them during the night-time, the sun will start rising, regardless of the time. If you meet them during the daytime, the sun will start setting. It will stay like this for the duration of the trip.

Follow them to the edge of a forest that smells like honeysuckle. You will hear the song of birds and the flow of water. You should never stray and enter the forest on your own. Your cat will not follow.

Follow them to a building where a fancy party is being held at. Through the windows you can see the food and the champagne. The guests will ask you to join them, but your cat will keep walking. Do not accept the invitation, and never eat the food or drink the champagne.

Follow them along the edge of a swimming pool. People will be bathing, playing and laughing. It will be hot, regardless of the season. Do not step too close to the edge, because they will try to grab your ankles and pull you into the water. Keep walking.

Once the sun finally sets or rises you will be back home. Never enter your house until you are completely sure the sky is changing.

Calico cats:

Calico cats are the safest. They will follow you instead.

Walk around your town and you will see everything is the same, but you will not be able to make the connections between the streets.

If you want to go to a certain place you will find it is no longer where it used to be.

You will not recognize anyone. Every single person in the street will be a stranger. They are not dangerous but do not look them directly in the eyes.

Never try to find your house. Because you will find it.

When you want to come back take the cat back where you found it. This might be more difficult than you expect.

Remember to always take some food with you, something make of iron, and comfortable shoes.

And remember to always be nice to the cats!

[if you like my writing consider buying me a coffee? your girl works night shifts ;u;]  @senshi76 gave me the suggestion for this one!

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Since I can’t log into Tumblr at work, I just use my phone to share this comment at Kotaku regarding Anita Sarkeesian’s appearance on the Colbert Report.

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do yall realise that there’s a difference between saying that a SOCIETY should accommodate for violent, messy, difficult-to-handle mental illness, and saying that INDIVIDUALS should?

like the amount of people i’ve seen who have are hostile, manipulative and abusive to everyone around them, and then yell ‘ableism’ when ppl decide they don’t want to interact with them, like no sweetie that’s not how it works.

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Like is really fun to laugh at rich white people stuck on an island, but PLEASE remember: this is not some “deserted island”, there are people native to there, or have lived there for generations. Bahamians have been conSistently shit on by rich [white] tourists who travel there to have a great time with no consequences, but their actions DO have consequences and repercussions for those who live there. These rich folks are trashing their island and literally LIGHTING SHIT ON FIRE? and you know they aren’t going to be the ones cleaning it up. So please - keep Bahamians in mind at the very least, help however you can if you can (I’m sure there will be donation funds for clean up if there aren’t already), and if you end up visiting the Bahamas please remember to respect the locals and try to support them rather than the multinational corporations whenever you can

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Tips for D&D #1:

 What’s worse than second guessing your DM? Second guessing your fellow players. When another player makes a decision you don’t agree with think about whether or not your character would disagree before you do. Also, think about the other person and whether or not they are actually just doing what their character may think is best. Understand that they are probably roleplaying and just doing what their character would and it’s not a “stupid” choice on the players part. 

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psa to stressed underclassmen: chicago footnote citation takes up more page length than MLA and APA

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my brother my brother my father and me

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me when some Puerto Rican/U.S. citizens think it’s a privilege that they don’t need a passport to travel to their country

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executive dysfunction

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Guess who I romanced again.

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YUSUKE IN NEON JACKETS PLS ✨

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Guess who I romanced again.