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Not to brag, but in high school, upon graduation, I got voted Most Unique, Class 1990.

Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

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#walk yo goldfish #put the mustard in the microwave #dinosaurs don't bark when you text the house #translate please #daily dose of surreality

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glaucusstrix · 1 month

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#solar eclipse #Star Trek #humpback whales #Hello computer

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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#mst3k #satellite of love #jwst #james west space telescope #black hole #bone

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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#judas priest #judas prius #turbo lover #hybrid lover #metal

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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Facebook, Facebook Messenger, Instagram and (I assume) Threads are all down right now:

https://www.wfla.com/news/national/facebook-instagram-down-during-outage-thousands-affected/

#Facebook is down #Instagram is down #Facebook Messenger is down #Threads is down #Tumblr is still up and awesome

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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Is March "in like a lion" or "in like a lamb"?

It's more like "in like a limb".

#March of the Body Parts #Which limb and in where exactly #in like a lion #out like a lamb #We could only hope

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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Minnie is gonna get me.

#black cat #parlor panther #rawr :3 #cat tree

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glaucusstrix · 2 months

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🩷💜💙

#bisexual #oreo cookies #space dunk oreos #thank you

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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Ever wonder what the Battle of Yavin would have sounded like if stress by Jim's Big Ego had been the soundtrack?

youtube

#star wars #jim's big ego #Youtube

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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February 14:

Happy Official Create-a-Scorpio Day!

#create a Scorpio day #valentine's day #it's official #get making those Scorpios

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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In the olden days they did things so sensibly. Page 8 of The Liverpool Daily Post, 29 March 1937

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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Infinite Craft - this is too much fun.

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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#booking dot com #booking dot yeah #asylum #superbowl ad

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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We cannot, we must not, we shall not, apologize for the terror that *we* shall unleash once we can finally repay your gracious generosity

#We cannot #we must not #we shall not #apologize for the terror that *we* shall unleash once we can finally repay your gracious generosity

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glaucusstrix · 3 months

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

#500 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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