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AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE (Vocal Adrenaline Nationals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Sunshine Corazon, Vocal Adrenaline.

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LIGHT UP THE WORLD (New Directions Nationals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, New Directions.

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PRETENDING (New Directions Nationals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, New Directions.

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CANDLES (Dalton Academy Warblers Nationals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

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SILLY LOVE SONGS (Dalton Academy Warblers Nationals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Blaine Anderson, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

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ANYTHING YOU CAN DO/ANYTHING GOES (Vocal Adrenaline Regionals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Harmony Pearce, Vocal Adrenaline.

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BILLS, BILLS, BILLS (The Dalton Academy Warblers Regionals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Blaine Anderson, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

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ANIMAL (The Dalton Academy Warblers Regionals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

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LOSER LIKE ME (New Directions Regionals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, New Directions.

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GET IT RIGHT (New Directions Regionals Performance) →

SUNG BY » Rachel Berry, New Directions.

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THRILLER/HEADS WILL ROLL (New Directions Performance) →

SUNG BY » Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, New Directions.

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Attention, mouth breathers.

After hearing the horrible decision made by one William Schuester and one Shannon Beiste (I can't believe that's actually her name), I wanted to make an announcement, so you guys know what I'm expecting for this weekend.

On the eighth, the Cheerios will be heading towards another National's victory in Cincinnati, and I need all my best and brightest there to make sure the routine goes as smoothly as possible. Now, apparently, Butt Chin and the Big Friendly Giant have put it in your heads that the football game -- and the halftime show, I mean really? -- are more important than this.

I'll say this one, and I won't say it again: you cannot do both. So, if you're a Cheerio that likes to dabble in the world of gay and tap dancing, the choice is up to you. Go to Nationals and become a champion, or stay behind and get kicked off the team, and suffer through another pathetic display of the Titans attempting to win a game. It's up to you in the end.

Now, get the hell out of my office.

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Disgusting.

All of you guys are disgusting. I don't know why there's this whole thing between the footballers and the Glee club, but it ends now.

Mr. Schuester and I talked it over during lunch, and we agreed that, starting Tuesday morning, the football players are joining the Glee club for the week. They'll also be expected to participate in the big halftime number, which the Glee kids already volunteered to do.

This behavior ends now. You'll get along, you'll do the show, or you're off the team. Period.

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Congrats, Titans.

With me leadin' you guys over the past three months, we've managed to turn this around. I've made you a team of winners, instead of whatever the hell you were before, which is pretty scary to think about, if you ask me.

Now, the Conference game is just one month away, and if we win this game this weekend, we're in it to win it. We'll have home field advantage, too, so you guys can't screw around this time, 'kay? With Finn as QB, he'll take us right to the top, and until then, y'all gotta play the roles of supporting players in helpin' us to get that damn trophy we deserve.

Since the Cheerios aren't gonna be around, I'm thinkin' of askin' the kids from the Glee club to be the entertainment for half time. Every game's gotta have a half time show, after all. And I don't wanna hear any belly achin' about it, alright? You just focus on catchin' the damn ball, and I'll make sure to win us a trophy come February 8th.

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Eyes on me, geeks and freaks.

I'd say welcome back, but let's be honest -- no one's happy to be here, myself included.

Now, there's a few things I need to set straight before I go into further detail about the Cheerio's plans for the next couple of months. First things first -- Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs, you're back on the team. Suspension's off. I need my best Cheerio's for Nationals in February, and even if the thought of you two playing with each other makes me sick with nausea, I need you. Get your poms poms after school and report to practice in the gym at four o'clock on the nose.

For the rest of you, Nationals is the crowning glory of the Cheerios. And, with my girls lining up the mat, I'll be bringing home my seventh consecutive win come February 8th. I know this conflicts with the Titans Conference game, should they win the next one this weekend, but tough luck. They'll make do without us cheering them on. It's never helped them anyways.

I've been too positive. Excuse me while I go drown myself in a room of blenders filled with nails to get rid of the awful warm and fuzzy feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Get the hell out of my office.

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Welcome back, New Directions!

First of all, I want to say that I hope you all had a really good break. You're all extremely hard working kids, and you deserve it. But, we're back, and that means we have to focus. And as of right now, we all know what that means.

Regionals. We have about two months to prepare for the competition, where we'll be facing the following teams:

Aural Intensity

The Unitards

If we can manage to come in first, then we're off to Nationals in New York City! And I know you guys can do it, and I believe in everything you've accomplished over the last two years.

Now, as far as the setlist goes, I was thinking of giving Rachel a lead, and splitting up a group number in various solos. The songs are yet to be determined, but I'm open and willing to listen to anything you guys have to say.

This is our year, you guys. I can feel it. Nationals is just a competition away, and when we get there, I'm positive we'll come out on top.