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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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[Topmass explains the origin of “Shishwammy”! Clarifying that although he was the first to use the name on camera, it was Joe…

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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

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The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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Was bored, have some eefos

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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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MUMBO JUMBO REDSTONE ENGINEER‼️‼️

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[Image ID: A digital drawing of an orange and blue dwarf gourami fish. The fish is swimming in front of rocks, sticks, and a sandy floor in a fish tank. The rocks and sticks have a moss-like plant growing on them. /End ID]

Started playing Detroit Become Human recently and wanted to draw The Fish

This is my first time posting my art so if I forgot something please let me know <3

I used an image from www.drawingtutorials101.com for the outline of the fish

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my ugly son whom i hate

all will be subjected to some form of gay baby jail. happy pride month

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Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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DNDads is beautiful because sometimes Beth and Anthony have an aside and it’s the most painful heart wrenching moment that hits on a deep-seeded need or fear that we’re normally too scared to talk about and then Freddy fucking Wong will break down the fourth wall like the fucking kool aid man

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the sketches for the unfinished daisuke arts from before and a bunch more not yet posted ones!

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