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Me: No thanks! I already ate today!
Person:... Do you only eat once a day?
Me *sweating*: HA hA nO I eAt AlL tHe TiMe!
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Queen of staying positive and validating emotions in the face of fat phobic assholes.
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you couldn’t pay me six figures to drive for uber
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17 Movies Starring Black Women to Watch in 2018.
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I’m the one in the crocs
Something Else My Dash Forever Needs
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If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
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Well I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse
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my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
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THANK U CHRISTINE I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
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