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if anyone needs me i will be screaming THEY KNOCKED BOOTS? THEY KNOCKED BOOTS??? THEY LITERALLY KNOCKED THEIR GODDAMN LITTLE BOOTIES TOGETHER OHHHHH HOW DARE YOU, SHOW, HOW DARE YOU in a pitch only dogs can hear

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So what I'm getting from all the Our Flag Meets Death gifsets is that apparently there's this really popular Thorin/Bilbo pirate AU fanfic that's been made into a miniseries

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out of all the things that were going to make me cry, the phrase “you don’t belong in doggy heaven” is not one I would have guessed

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if I had a dollar for every time I thought about Taika Waititi in that leather outfit, I would never have to worry about the high gas prices again

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fellas, is it gay to rescue a man from death and lean over his bedside until he wakes up and go to a posh party with him and teach him to sword fight and tell him your deepest darkest secrets while crying in a bathtub and fire your second in command who you’ve sailed with for a long time because you don’t want to let him go?

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everyone be quiet gay pirate dilfs are falling in love

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Just put your heart right there, it's okay. It's fine. This is FINE.

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Ed

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izzy and lucius live slug reacting to ed and stede for 1 minute and 20 seconds

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them

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What say you, tumblypoos?

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You know, I think Lucius might be the most badass character in the entire series so far? I mean:

1. Jim is about to stab him in the face, so he distracts them long enough to whack them on head and escape

2. Convinces Jim to stop trying to kill him by stealing a dagger from a vicious pirate who keeps a jar of severed noses

3. Izzy Hands *tries* to put the fear of god into him and he responds with ‘you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid’ and outwits him by being nice to Fang and learning Izzy’s secrets

4. *Cuts off his own goddamned finger* in a delirious haze, winning the game of fuckery

5. Tells motherfucking Blackbeard to stop being a dick

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I’m having an absolute ball on this bitch (the bitch in question being the idea of the ofmd crew and the bs squad going on little allegorical journeys together to teach each other important lessons about friendship and being yourself and the importance of violent resistance in the face of colonialist oppression)

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Ed: *walks into galley of the Revenge in the middle of the night*

Lucius, who has been secretly living in the walls: *eating pickles out the jar*

Ed:

Lucius:

Ed:

Lucius: I'm. Lucius's ghost. I'm here to haunt you?

Ed: ah ok. Yeah that makes sense. I probably deserve that.

Ed: so are you going to torment me?

Lucius: uhh yeah

Lucius: *throws the pickle jar at him & runs*

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growing list of frenchie's brilliant inventions:

pyramid schemes

fanfiction

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